1. The World Cup may be held anywhere but all of England’s matches should take place at Wembley (including the Final,i.e. if they reach there).
2. All the European,North and South American teams (also Australia) should be kept on one side of the draw and England on the other side with African and Asian teams. And (if) England should play the other teams directly in the Final. It should also be ensured that the team reaching the Final has at least 5 players red-carded and 10 out injured, so with 8 players the opponents become inelligible and England win.
3. England should be allowed to pick their goalkeepers from teams that do not qualify and in case all good goalkeepers are at the World Cup, the English can pick one from the qualified teams.
4. If (3) is not good enough then England should play with two players in goal,one behind the other.The second choice keeper standing at the back to cover up any bloopers by the No.1 in front of him.(and how many of you are in favour of Paul Collingwood as the goalkeeper?)
5. No player (including the English) can be present within a radius of 1m around Ledley King because even a huff and a puff can bring Ledley down and out injured. This also implies during the training sessions.
6. Wayne Rooney can be sent off only after two red cards and some of his fouls are to be ignored by the referee( for the referee’s sake).
7. David Beckham should be allowed to take all the corners and free kicks though he may not be on the field, on the bench or among the 23. Also if the right winger is in a good position to cross,the players should stand in their positions till Beckham strips off his suit, puts on the kit and comes on to cross the ball. He may then go back and put on his Armani (or he may come on in the suit itself).
8. The referee should warn the English players against wasting time when the opponent is leading.
9. The English WAGs should stand behind the England goal to distract the opponents and there should be a break after every 10 minutes so that the English players can spend time with them.This way they will not yearn for them between matches.
10. England’s national anthem should be played first at every match so that when the opponents’ anthem is being played England can create a few chances and maybe score.
11. The English FA should appoint the Queen as the manager to avoid being censured by the press and the fans instead of shouting “Come on England” should shout “God save the Queen”.
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